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KONICHIWA MY NAME IS
HIMARI I AM A MAID
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 owu


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PEOPLE THINK IM DITZY
 AND CLUMSY AND CUTE
BUT IN FACT I'M JUST
      BLIND
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      u-u


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  ITS THESE ANIME-STYLE
  EYES... WHEN I FIRST
 SAW SUNLIGHT AS A YOUNG
BABE THE EXPOSURE BOILED
 MY EYES LIKE A DRUG PSA
     COOKS AN EGG
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            >n<


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I HEARD IVE BECOME FAMOUS
 ON 4CHAN ETC AS A "REAL
 LAIFU WAIFU" (NOT THAT I
   COULD KNOW MYSELF OF
 COURSE) AND DUE TO BEING
 BLIND I CANT TELL WHEN
 WEIRDOS ARE TAKING PHOTOS
          OF ME
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         `~`


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AS A CONSEQUENCE I GET PAID
MORE AT THE MAID CAFE IF I
TELL CUSTOMERS I'M A RANDOM
  CHARACTER FROM A RANDOM
ANIME SERIES, BUT THE ONLY
CHARACTER I KNOW IS GUDETAMA
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    'm'


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WHEN I TELL PEOPLE IM GUDETAMA
  THEY SAY IT MATCHES MY EYES
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uwu