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GET IN YOUR CELL NERD  MY LAWYER WILL HEAR ABOUT THIS
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 =m=                      o-o;
 

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     SO WHAT ARE YOU
      IN FOR BUBBA?
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;o-o       *o*


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I WAS SITTING IN
AN ARBYS WAITING
ON MY ORDER OF A
QUADRUPLE FRY W/
EXTRA SOUR CREAM
WHEN SOME COPPER
BUSTED IN ASKING
IF THERE WAS ANY
MURDERERS IN THE
  ESTABLISHMENT
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;o-o       *.*


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   WHAT DID YOU DO?
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;o-o       *o*


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I SHOT HIM
FOR ASKING
  UNUSUAL
 QUESTIONS
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;o-o       *.*


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       OHHHH ROOKIE
       MISTAKE BRAH
        THEYLL GET
       YOU FOR THAT
  ---- -------,----
  DAMN        ,
  --,-        ,
;o-o       *o*


      ----------------
        PERSONALLY IM
       IN JAIL BECAUSE
       I FOLLOWED THE
      LAW SUSPICIOUSLY
          TOO WELL
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;o-o       *o*


      ---------------
      THEY WERE RIGHT
       TO DO THAT, I
       WAS SAVING UP
       TO ROB A BANK
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;o-o       *o*


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I WISH I HADNT TOLD
 THAT OFICER THAT I
  HAD A LAWYER, MY
LAWYER GETS PRETTY
PISSED IF HE HAS TO
TALK TO THE POLICE
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;o-o       *.*


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HIS ABUSIVE EX WAS
A POLICE OFFICER SO
I GUESS THE RESENT-
MENT NEVER WORE OFF
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;o-o       *.*


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       YEAH I FELL FOR A
     COP ONCE, HE ARRESTED
     ME BEFORE I EVEN SAID
            A WORD
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;o-o       *o*


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     THEYLL DO THAT TO YA
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;o-o       *o*


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SORRY NERD
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'=~=      |  o-o;  *.*