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HELLO. YOURE WATCHING FUTURE
CNN. IT IS THE YEAR 17776 AS
 YOU SHOULD KNOW ALREADY BY
NOW SEEING AS HOW YOURE ALSO
       IN THE FUTURE
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          (o-\)        [CNN]
          

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IN THE FUTURE PEOPLE USE A
TRANSPORTER APP INSTEAD OF
      WALKING PLACES
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WONT YOU TAKE
A WALK WITH ME  ----------
SONNY BOYYYYYY  l8r b00mr!
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  (;-;)           (=0=)
  
  
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THE MASSIVE PILE OF PEOPLE
 WHO DIED TRANSPORTING TO
 THE TOP OF MOUNT EVEREST
IS NEARLY 105000 FEET TALL
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             /   \
            /     \
           /       \
      /\  / FOOLISH \
     /  \/   DEAD    \     
    /    \  MILLENN-  \/\
 /\/      \  IALS      \ \
/ /  MOUNT \            \ \
 /  EVEREST \            \ \
  
  
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THE ONLY BAND IS THE HOLO-
BEATLES AND THE ONLY SONGS
 THEY WRITE ARE ABOUT THE
  HORRORS OF BEING ALIVE
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       DOOOOO WHOA YEAH
       SHE CALLED ME ON
       THE TELEPHONE OH
       YEAH TOO ANXIOUS
       TO PICK IT UP OH
       NO I HATE LIVING
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  (v-v)(v-v)(vov)(v-v)
  
  
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    * VOICEOVER: *
THE HOLOBEATLES ARE NOT
 VERY GOOD IF IM BEING
 HONEST AND I MISS WHEN
THERE WERE OTHER BANDS
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       CUT MY LIFE INTO
        PIECES HOLD MY
        HAND YEAH YEAH
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  (v-v)(v-v)(vov)(v-v)
  
  
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HERES SOME 17730S NOSTALGIA:
 REMEMBER THE BIG MICROWAVE
 CLOTHING FAD? WE AT CNN DO
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THE NEW NIKE MICROWAVE
SHOES HAVE SOLD OUT IN
   ONLY THREE HOURS
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     ,     ---------------
     ,     MY TWO CHILDREN
     ,     HAVE BEEN ABSO-
     ,     LUTELY CLAMORIN
     ,     FOR MICROWAVING
     ,     FOOTWEAR... NOW
     ,     WHAT WILL I SAY
     ,     COME CHRISTMAS?
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 HOPEFULLY "IM      ,
SORRY" AT LEAST     ,
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 (eoe)         ('^')