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 AHHHH HMHMHMMHM HAHA
NICE CROWD TONIGHT HAH
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   ('OwO)o-,-
   
   
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 YOU DONT BITE RIGHT?
 AAH YOU KNOW IM JUST
  MESSIN AROUND HAHA
 BUT SERIOUSLY FOLKS
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   (O~O')o-,-
   
   
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SO AS YOU KNOW IM NEW
 TO THIS WHOLE IMPROV
  COMEDY SCENE BUT I
PROMISE ID BE A GREAT
ADDITION TO YOUR CAST
 OF CHARACTERS I HOPE
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  -,-o(O~O')
  
  
 ---------------------
 BEEN READIN WEBCOMICS
  SINCE I WAS A LITTLE
  PAIR OF PARENTHESES
 YOU KNOW, SO AS YOUD
 EXPECT TO STAR IN ONE
  OF MY OWN WOULD BE
   A DREAM COME TRUE
 --------,------------
   ('O-O)o-,-
   
   
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    SO UH YEAH HERES MY
       AUDITION AHEM
   ------------,--------
     -,-o(O~O')
   
   
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SO THIS UH THIS GUY UM
HES UH YOU KNOW WALKING
    DOWN THE STREET
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   (O>O')o-,-


   
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AND HE COMES ACROSS LIKE
 A CONDOM ON THE STREET
RIGHT? SO HE SAYS TO HIS
  SELF, "AH", YOU KNOW,
 "WHAT IF I MEET A VERY
  SPECIAL LADY TONIGHT,
 I COULD USE THIS TO UH
 'SERVICE' HER", RIGHT
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   ('O<O)o-,-


   
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    NEXT THING YOU KNOW HE GOES
    INTO A BAR AND HE SEES JUST
     THE MOST ATTRACTIVE, MOST
     YOU KNOW BEAUTIFUL WOMAN
     THAT HES EVER SEEN IN HIS
     LIFE, YOU KNOW? AND UH HE
     SAYS TO HER, "HOW ABOUT I
     TAKE YOU OVER TO MY PLACE"
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       ('-<-)o-,-
   
   
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    SO HES THINKING, UM,
 "WOW" YOU KNOW? "THIS HAS
 *GOT* TO BE MY LUCKY DAY"
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    (O>O')o-,-
   
   
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   SO THIS WOMAN AND HIM GO
   UP TO HIS APARTMENT RIGHT
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      ('O>O)o-,-
   
   
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    VERY TENDER NIGHT OF
    YOU KNOW MAKING LOVE
    AND STUFF LIKE THAT?
    ------------,-------
      -,-o(q>q')
   
   
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   AND AFTERWARD THE WOMAN
   SAYS SOMETHING LIKE, UH
   "YOU KNOW LAST NIGHT I
    REALLY FELT SOMETHING
    SPECIAL THAT IVE NEVER
   FELT BEFORE, I CAN ONLY
    REWARD SOMETHING LIKE
     THAT WITH MARRIAGE!"
   ---------,-------------
      ('O>O)o-,-
   
   
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  SO THE GUY SAYS, "YOU
    WANT TO MARRY ME?"
  ------------,--------
    -,-o(O~O')
   
   
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  AND SHE SAYS "NO, I
   WANT TO MARRY THE
    SIDEWALK YOU GOT
   THAT CONDOM FROM!"
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    (^>^')o-,-
  
  
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ANYWAY I HOPE THIS HAS
 BEEN A GOOD SHOWCASE
 OF MY TALENTS, ILL BE
SURE TO LEAVE A RESUME
WITH YOUR RECEPTIONIST
  PLEASE HAVE A NICE
EVENING AND I HOPE YOU
WILL CONSIDER ME FOR A
STRIP OR WHATEVER ELSE
YOU SEE FIT, THANK YOU
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   ('O~O)o-,-